Saturday, April 18, 2009

1001 rules for my unborn son

I just found this great blog
1001 rules for my unborn son
The rules are short, valuable, and to the point. A few of my favorites:

325. When excusing yourself from the table, you need not give a reason.

So true. “Please, excuse me” will do fine. No need to point out that you need to relieve yourself.

330. Give credit. Take the blame.

Good call, everyone should take that to heart.

334. Unless you served, no fatigues.

Agree, 100%.

But some are just confusing, like:

324. Once a mime, always a mime.

While I believe that its true, its just weird. :|

So check it out here.


  1. This is cool and it is motivating me to make my own "rules". I think I will only have about 10. Two of them will definitely be;
    Change or perish
    Try on the other guys' shoes

  2. "I make what I like, you like what I make."
    Oh, wait, thats not a rule, thats an order.

    "Don't let the goat get cold or the mayonnaise get warm."

    "If its funny once, its HYSTERICAL 1,000 times."

    Hmm, no, those all suck...